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See Slippery Slim at the alter!
Slim's new huntin' dawg!
Slim's other dawg!
Slim after a night out with the boys!
Slim after judging the chili cookoff.
How Slim found his Catamount!
The New Sheriff
Life in Prison
Who's the Chief?
How Cowboys Talk
How Cowboys Talk 2
Too Quiet in the Woods
A Happy Bear
Gay Deer Crossing
Haulin' Deer
Flying Deer
Them's Good Eatin'
Duck Hunter Call
The Duck Phone
A Fair Fight
Good Duck, Bad Duck
Jus' Helpin' Out
Stupid Duck Hunters
Sad
Happy
Nicht Mein Fuhrer!
The "DUH" Theory
Red vs Blue States
In the Garden...
Making a Deposit
Meerkat Moonshine
Dealing with A-Holes
Nice Mailbox!
The Guard Duck
Bingo!
Danger! Red Squirrels!
How to Start a Fight
Free Target :)
Cow Accents
Cowboy Stuff
Huntin' Stuff
Political Stuff
Misc. Stuff
The Guard Duck 2
What is it?!!
Take a look at this object (click here).  Do you know what it is?
I don't know what it is and nobody I know knows what it is.
I saw this in a museum and even they don't know what it is!

What we DO know is that it is approx. 18" long, 6" wide,
and made entirely of wood.  The hinge piece has multiple
holes it for different gap settings.  And lastly, it was most
likely used by pioneers in coastal Connecticut in the 1600's.

If you KNOW what it is, please e-mail me:  Lightnin' Jeff
DO NOT GUESS!! Guesses won't help. Guesses aren't KNOWing!

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